Masshole drivers have the lowest auto fatality rate in the nation

No, really.

See, we're insane drivers, but at least we're good at it. Also, Darwin probably already took care of the crappy drivers. Also, Ted Kennedy was probably on a long vacation out-of-state.

1 comment:

Andrew said...

Interesting. Perhaps MA ranking high for safety per mile is due to being stuck in traffic, thus lower speed accidents?

I'm encouraged but surprised that New Mexico had one of the least expensive road systems per mile. Perhaps some of that is due to not paving a lot of roads. Indeed, their "Rural primary road miles in poor condition" rating of 0.11 percent is an indication that they aren't counting dirt roads as in bad shape.