Went to Bible study last night. The discussion that transpired brought to mind the following snippet from the Simpsons:
Homer: Marge ... Simpson!
Marge: Homer! It's you! I thought I'd never see you again!
Homer: You were wrong ... dead wrong!
Marge: Do you have to talk like that?
Homer: [reverts to his normal voice] No, not really.
Marge, you have to help me. I have to do one good
deed to get into heaven.
Marge: Well I have a whole list of chores. Clean the
garage, paint the house, grout the ...
Homer: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just trying to get in. I'm
not running for Jesus.
From Treehouse of Horror XI.